Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. Lisa, it's me, Daddy. - [Clank] - [Laughing] Oh. - ##[Carnival] - Come one, come all. Isn't there any way I can change my D. I'm afraid you're stuck with your genes, Lisa. [Gasps] The project. The idea for the episode came to David X. Cohen while he was working on another script for the show. Come on. - Moving him now could kill him and tire us out. [Rod And Todd Reading] "Show me your"- - Hey! That's not how you spell "dumbening". [Grunting] [Grunting] - Hey! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 15, 1995. When I watched the episode, my eight year old brain thought “She has a point.” I still love animals now, but back then my fervor for them was unmatched. We're nothing but a big bunch of losers. I'm trying to get fired. There is a note. Because your father has a big surprise for you. The George Raft look is dead. Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children or why Chinese parents have Chinese children? - What? Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. Lisa: Oh, then you must think I’m a monster! Simpson gene? Liftoff! But you're suffering. This is a convenience store not a freak show. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of several lovely, morally-upright episodes penned by David X. I learned a surprising lot from cartoons, and in particular The Simpsons, that maybe even I didn’t even realize at the time. You take a dash of Dad, a pinch of Mom then we bake for nine months, and- Mmm, that's good Billy. Now you're swinging, honey. And now, with an editorial reply, here's a small girl. Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. Apu: Oh, it looks like somebody's "Havgen Dazs" ice cream. No. Like you! Maybe I can't concentrate because of all your cooties! Lisa's newfound vegetarian stance is not tolerated nor understood very well, either, with Homer and Bart both mocking her for rejecting meat and tease her singing, "You don't win friends with salad!" Go ahead, Chet. Let her speak. Easy does it now. Go ahead, Chet. Oh! She's been gone for hours. Join your family. But it doesn't mean you can't live a long and pointless life. Mama's watchir her stories. Just because you and Dad and Bart went downill doesn't mean it's gonna happen to me. See the amazing frozen man. It's called lice. I'm Chief of Complicated Surgery at the InvasiCare Clinic. But the crowd kept looking at me like I was using too many augmented ninths. We are better off when we spend less time focused on bullying the individual choices of other people and more time living our own truth and gently implementing wider consumer-driven change. [Gasps] Oh, my goodness! However, as a vegetarian in 2019, it has been interesting to watch the rise of veganism. - I need more information. But you run it, right? The rest of the world has yet to accommodate her lifestyle. Whoa! I remember how upsetting it was as a child to be constantly told how wrong I was when I just wanted to stop eating animals. I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. Lisa Simpson is the fictional character from the American television cartoon series, The Simpsons. [Scoffs] I can do that at home. There's a brainteaser on the back: "Professor Provolone's Picto-Puzzle". Right. [Buzzing] Don't open it, Ralph. Tell her what you do. And please don't deprive yourself of wonderful books like To Kill a Mockingbird, Harriet the Spy and Yertle the Turtle possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking. Oh, your dad used to be smart as a monkey. - [Cracking] [Jasper Moans] By gum, it worked. Oh! Her Simpsons career is lackluster, though. Little Lamb: (worried) Li-i-i-sa, I thought you lov-v-v-ved me! You have to listen to the notes she's not playing. Sure! - [Clatter] - Ah! - Just you. Later, Homer hosts his barbecue in his backyard. - Hey, I am too. It seems that there was this- Whoo! There were veggie substitutes, although not a massive range and the few we did have were not that amazing. That felt like a sale. Tenderly's vegan newsletter delivers delicious plants, liberated animals, and the perspectives of vegans all over the world. (It was ten years after going vegetarian before I had my first burrito!) [Scatting Off-key] Darn it! What a time to be alive. Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. Remember there's nothing that says you can't be a Simpson and a success. Little Lamb: (worried) Li-i-i-sa, I thought you lov-v-v-ved me! It's so luminous and vibrant! [Dr. Appearing in season twenty-three episode twenty-two, "Lisa Goes Gaga" is probably the most hated episode of the show all time, and very well may be the worst, with it having the lowest Simpsons rating on IMDb at 3.9. P.S. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is an episode distinct from most others in that it effected a permanent change to one of the show’s central characters. [Laughing] [Cheering] [Homer] I didn't think it was gonna fall over. - No. It's the best friend you'll ever have. More vegetarian restaurants are popping up and the meat-substitution industry is having millions pumped into it to create cutting-edge technology that aims to look, smell, and taste like animal meat (without the animals). - [Clank] - [Laughing] Well, Ralph seems happy enough. Lisa has been a vegetarian ever since. And it's nothing to be ashamed of. That's a good idea. I figure if you've got something special to say you have to share it with the world. We must relinquish the giddy glamour of show business and return to the humble pleasures of the neighborhood shopkeeper. Suddenly, in the eyes of strangers, a regular old vegetarian is a delight in comparison to the vegans who have taken over the official “pain in the ass” title. We already bought us a stained glass bathrobe and the world's fattest racehorse. Look at Bart's homework. Oh, ain't no big deal. D.N.A is God's recipe for making you. As the moral center of a show that has long been unabashedly critical and satirical of anything and everything, she continues … Oh. One of things I loved most about Lisa was that she never watered herself down to please other people. Because your father has a big surprise for you. Whoo! Does it? Yeah. This means I'm gonna be a failure? I just got to- [Grunts] There. Where are we going? Good use of pipe cleaners, Becky. Cohen showed … But you really got through to me. Cohen could not concentrate on his task because he was waiting for lunch, and on the back of the script he scribbled, "Lisa becomes a vegetarian?" I beg celebrities for money. I forgot all about it. Dad was a good speller? I'm getting worried about Lisa. The Simpsons: Most Wanted Criminal official transcript. Like many children my age in the UK, I watched The Simpsons religiously after school. Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long. The Simpsons' seventh season originally aired on the Fox network between September 17, 1995 and May 19, 1996. "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. My cake fell. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is the fifth episode of the seventh season of The Simpsons. You have to if you want to be an architect. For your information, none of your business. Wait, "Dumbening" isn't even a word! Oh, no. That's just foolishness! - Whoo! Fine. What's your opinion? Or Regional Sales Coordinator for the third largest distributor of bunk and trundle beds. - Hey! - I don't wanna turn out that way. Mom, I think something's wrong with me. It's cute. How 'bout you, Lisa? [Narrator] Man has always loved his buildings. Veganism is not equally achievable for everyone — whether due to money, access, or health — and there are unethical practices in every industry, including the ones that don’t include animals at all. 07x05 - Lisa the Vegetarian. She tries to persuade everyone else around her, somewhat forcibly, to become vegetarian. You didn't ask everybody. The Simpsons is an American animated comedy franchise whose eponymous family consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie.The Simpsons were created by cartoonist Matt Groening for a series of animated shorts that debuted on The Tracey Ullman Show on Fox on April 19, 1987. - What about you? [Running Footsteps] Damn. Old m- [Screams] Hey, look. Your brother's comir along nicely. When Lisa eats the hot dog, it is revealed to her by Apu that it was in fact tofu, and he then leads her to talk with Paul and Linda McCartney. Lisa the Vegetarian Big Bad Wolf: Come out, Come out or I'll blow your house in. Your father. Her clothes are coming off! I'm surprised at you, Lisa. "I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. I love being a vegetarian, and I can thank Lisa for that. I burned the roast. - No what? I'm sorry, little girl. I was 8 years old when I stopped eating meat. Except this stupid braintea- [Gasps] I got it! 3 Johnny Cash - I'm supposed to talk to you about Rroposition 305. Besides that small request, McCartney was game for pretty much anything the writers came up with, including an amusing “Simpsons”-style twist on the all of the rumors of hidden messages in Beatles songs. During the episode, Lisa becomes more and more agitated as she is offered an emptied hot dog bun as a veggie substitute, her school shows ridiculous anti-vegetarian propaganda in the form of another one of Troy Mclure’s educational videos (“If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about”), and her own father holds an incredibly meaty barbecue where her veggie option is mocked and she is (accidentally) slapped in the face by a burger patty. Whoo-hoo! Writer George Meyer, like Lisa, is a vegetarian and an environmentalist. - That's right. You look tired. I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. I'll get it in a second. [Moans] Look at this mess. No. Or an environmental lawyer. ##[Ends] The best part was when the buildings fell down. - Check it out! It's a piece of a cow. Lisa insulted us, Mom. It was a 6pm staple. It has been so long that I don’t really remember what meat tastes like; I am still convinced Quorn chicken nuggets taste like the real thing. Most Wanted Criminal official trailer transcript. [Chuckling] - [Door Dings] - Hi, frozen body. Beauty is all around us, and not just in pageants and parlors. Being one of those “gifted” children at school (which can also be translated to “unpopular”), I found solace in the company of two fictional characters: Matilda, from Roald Dahl’s book by the same name, and Lisa Simpson, middle daughter of The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening. As Turner reports in “Planet Simpson,” key members of “The Simpsons” creative team identify closely with Lisa’s political beliefs. Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. Lisa Simpson was written as a vegetarian in The Simpsons by request of Sir Paul McCartney, as part of his agreement for appearing on the classic episode, Lisa The Vegetarian. Little more. - You get it after you leave. "Moon Pie. LOV-V-V-V-V-VED ME! Oh, napkin. Unless, of course, they're replying to an editorial. Her schoolmates and family members ridicule her for her beliefs, but with the help of Apu as well as Paul and Linda McCartney, she commits to vegetarianism. [Laughs] - [Both Laughing] - [Homer] Oh! Ow! It's- [Whispering] Yeah! - [Alarm Blares] - [Men Shouting] You may remember me from such medical films as Alice Doesn't Live Anymore and Mommy, What's Wrong with that Mars Face? The following is a list of the episode titles and summaries of FOX's longest-running animated sitcom The Simpsons, centered on a dysfunctional yellow-skinned family living in the unreachable city of Springfield and trying to deal with modern life. I run an unsuccessful shrimp company. Are we there yet? Dear Log: It won't be long now before my mind melts into a soft, Simpsony sludge. Are we there yet? Room for one more. I used to share a bathroom with Frostillicus. Take a look, Stop the Presses: A Bunny Has Eaten a Snowman’s Carrot Nose, 10 Reasons to Embrace Instant Mashed Potato Flakes, 30 Photographs of the Most Beautiful Places in the World, The Special Turkey Saved From Being Christmas Dinner, Every Type of Zoom Call Participant, Illustrated by Cats, 21 Photos of Animals Completely Failing to Be Majestic. [Gulping, Chewing] - Pretty neat, huh? Uh, there it is. Oh! I’ve been a vegetarian for two-thirds of my life. Until there’s larger systemic change, eating veggie, vegan or anything else is still a personal choice, and it’s unproductive to spend energy trying to “convert” rather than leading by example and sharing your honest feelings when asked. Wait. All 3 songs featured in The Simpsons season 7 episode 5: Lisa the Vegetarian, with scene descriptions. Announcer: We now return to When Buildings Collapse on Nonstop Fox. Some of us are still trying to solve it. [Carnival] - Behold the can of mystery! 3 Little Pigs: Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of the all time classic Simpsons episodes, with memorable lines like “Bovine University” and a message that has stuck with Lisa for decades.It begins with a visit to Storybook Village, a great spoof of cheap theme parks. Thanks. It's a pig! Rewatching the episode recently, it turns out while some things were relatable and familiar (you don’t make friends with salad), I had completely forgotten that there are two main dilemmas in the episode for Lisa: When I was watching this episode in 2003, the vegetarian scene was not the place we know today. It's time to give my brain its last meal. - Lisa. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Simpson?oldid=154965. Look at my "aggieculture" project. ##[Triumphant] [Homer] Yes! Me too. Baby Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. Shame does not work. [Voices Mumbling] Wait a minute, Homer. Lisa the Vegetarian Big Bad Wolf: Come out, Come out or I'll blow your house in. Yea! - I'm finished. I wanna rent us up some movies. Lisa: Dear Log: Can it be true? Don't worry. Hibbert Laughing] So you're worried about your genes, huh? What about the women? Just look at all that ice cream. - Please, young customers ignore the frozen gentleman, and return to your impulse buying. The decision was made pretty easily, and I honestly haven’t really looked back. In fact, I got a real funny story about that. Did you get that brainteaser yet? By giving the lamb and worms voices in the episode, the show quickly solidified my belief that animals were our equals and therefore equally worthy of not being killed (which honestly, I maintain, is fair enough). In 1995, David Mirkin, the former showrunner for The Simpsons, aired something on TV that was extremely progressive for its time: He showed a character’s conversion to vegetarianism. - No. This is your great-uncle Chet. When Pigs Fly. Round Springfield is a Simpsons-adjacent podcast hosted by Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott where they interview writers, directors, showrunners, and voice-actors from the Simpsons-verse on their various paths to Springfield, failed pilots, other projects, and beyond. The Simpsons Transcript. - [Building Collapses] - [Homer And Bart Laughing, Cheering] - [Bart And Homer Whooping] - [Groans] Hey, Lise, wanna join us? Well, we better leave him in there. Wow! All right. Very nice, Janie. The Impact of Lisa. We don't just put people on TV. Get- Right- Back- - [Grunts] - I'll get your coat. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! - Better. [Announcer] And now, When Surgery Goes Wrong. At least I'd like to. partially in the selfish hope that eventually people would leave me alone and do the same in return. Oh, Kenny. The fact is that now, 16 years later, being a vegetarian is pretty easy. Ha. Grampa: (being Goldilocks) Well, I'm sorry, but it was 150 degrees in the car. It is also to be released in movie theaters on May 16, 2014. Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse before it gets better. It’s irksome to watch Lisa having to be the one to compromise and be gracious when she is surrounded by people who are shitty about her own diet choices. Marge, we need No snacks. I bought my lunch at the gas station. Not until he admits he's a jerk! [Singsong] Boring! For more than 20 years now, Lisa Simpson has stuck with her convictions and remains a vegetarian. That didn't answer anything. Your father. However, that’s not a justification to be an asshole. [Whimpers] Well, you look pretty successful. [Chortling] [Announcer] And now, a Channel 6 editorial reply. Lisa Simpson is a vegetarian fictional cartoon character. This is terrible at best. This freezer is an attractive nuisance. You'll have it in 45 seconds, sir. Dad and I always have a plan "B. Answer this, Professor. - [Grunts] Ah, well, Sanjay. $1. My parents weren’t massively rich and the internet was only just becoming a thing, so in our small seaside town they wasn’t much access to interesting veggie recipes either (thank God for potatoes). [All Three Groaning] If she started dinner three minutes earlier, we wouldn't be in this mess. You're against discount bus fares for war widows? It's an amusement park for babies. [Yawns] Why bother? What do you do, "Dr. Simpson"? Do all Simpsons go through a process of"dumbening"? Lisa's vegetarianism is a topic of discussion many times throughout the series, but she officially becomes a vegetarian in season seven, episode five, Lisa the Vegetarian.After she meets a little lamb on a trip to a boring children's amusement park, Lisa can't even look at … She doesn't get her skin. It's an eraser with pushpins. For the episode “Lisa the Vegetarian,” Paul and the late Linda McCartney--both staunch vegetarians at the time—agreed to do a guest appearance if Lisa Simpson remained meat-free for the rest of the series. - What way, angel pie? Sounds good. Why would I want to look at a pen with a-[Gasps] Oh, no! I painted that one. You know you can influence people without badgering them always. What strange wonders lie inside? RELATED: The 10 Worst Episodes Of The Simpsons, According To IMDb. You can find it in the swirl of galaxies or the swirl in the center of a sunflower. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. So wait a minute. When the show addresses climate change and other environmental problems, it generally does so through the character of Lisa Simpson. Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. I'll dance on her grave. I think the film should answer all your questions. ... Lisa the Vegetarian. What a gold mine! - Not finished, Lisa? Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. - Bart! - Yea! A freezer man! Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. Uh- Uh- - Want a hint? I mean, splendid. Well, does it hurt when you go like this? Lisa: Dearest Log: I am me again! D'oh! But I have something more important to say. [Chuckles] Hey, you know who would love this? Despite Morrissey desperately trying to tar the name of animal rights through being a bonafide asshole, there’s tons of us now, with interest in veganism rising rapidly in the last 10 years. Are we there yet? My name is Lisa Simpson. It’s been rather bittersweet to see the same people I grew up with, who tried to force me to try meat and spent countless arguments trying to prove my choice was wrong, become vegetarians and vegans themselves. Lisa, honey, wake up. Somebody's gotta set that girl straight and I know how to do it. I'll just give you a C-minus. [Laughs] I should write this down. It's not Egyptian. The show runners for the seventh production season were Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein who would executive produce 21 episodes this season. Also gaze at the Frito found in a bag of Doritos. Follow me. That's right, sweetie. Follow Tenderly to see all of the new stories in this series and so much more. And a spring for his curly tail. In my life I have found that it is best to treat others how you want to be treated — at least . In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. Back when he was your age, he was smart as a chimp. But vegans are completely off the hook, particularly the one that do try to convert others using shame. Oh, Dad, I've never been happier to be your daughter! This is the same conclusion that the episode essentially comes to. But what happens when the buildings say, "No more"? I've got to find out more. - Nice work, Bart. After Lisa sends Homer’s hog roast into a dam, which sends it shooting into the air, … N. It's no coincidence, it's because of D.N.A. Lisa, honey, wake up. As usual, there are plenty of jokes (“if you play ‘Maybe I’m Amazed’ backwards, you’ll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup!”) but what I had forgotten is that Apu reveals that he is, in fact, a strict vegan. Return to your state of living death at once, sir. No. Dinner will be ready in three minutes. As Turner reports in “Planet Simpson,” key members of “The Simpsons” creative team identify closely with Lisa’s political beliefs. [Southern Accent] Quit-You kids knock it off. It can't just be a bad day. I wanted Audie Murphy! The following is a list of the episode titles and summaries of FOX's longest-running animated sitcom The Simpsons, centered on a dysfunctional yellow-skinned family living in the unreachable city of Springfield and trying to deal with modern life. With the help of Apu as well as Paul and Linda McCartney, she commits to vegetarianism. She thinks she is so great. You're just having a bad day. [Laughs] Oink, oink, oink. No, no, no. I can't do anything right lately. Having befriended a lamb on a trip to a petting zoo,Lisa refuses to eat a lamb chop,seeing it as a living creature,and becomes a vegetarian,ruining Homer's hog-roast barbecue. The Simpsons has always played with - Oh. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. In this case, the golden rule instructed me not to argue or lecture people on their diet choices — even when I disagree with them deeply. I loved Lisa. Come look. Is she dying? Lisa: Dear Log: My worst fears have been confirmed, I've hit my mental and creative peak at the tender age of eight, what will my life be like after I descend into mediocrity? Did you hear that, Lisa? It's not Prince's names. Then his mind started gettir lazy and now he's dumb as a chimp. You're lucky he's still alive. 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